Guess who’s back?
No, not Slim Shady or the Terminator.
It’s us with another edition of “What the Tweet?”
Here’s our top tweets of the past week(ish) for your reading pleasure.
My 6 month old son chose not to acknowledge daylight savings time & wake up at 5 because he is not a smart or good person.—
rob delaney (@robdelaney) November 06, 2011
Reason #425 why I’m glad the other half and I are not planning to have any kids
Can somebody tell me why Voldemort didn't choose to make Carmen Sandiego a Horcrux?—
Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 05, 2011
Anything involving Carmen Sandiego and Harry Potter = perfection
Ralph Fiennes is blaming Twitter for dumbing down the English language? I won't take that from a man who can't pronounce his own name.—
Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) October 30, 2011
Exactly! It’s always bugged me that he wants his name pronounced in such a hoity-toity way
I wonder why Halloween isn't as big in a lot of countries as it is in the US. It's fucking sweet. Free candy & you can dress up as Jesus.—
Sarah ☮ (@SendTulips) October 31, 2011
I have to wornder that too. How can anyone not love candy and getting to dress up?
Why was that not happening when I went trick-or-treating? Uhm, I mean drugs are bad!
I got 99 costumes but a witch ain't one.—
Jay Cartwright (@InbetweenersJay) October 31, 2011
Amy: "I never fully appreciate how much plaid you own until I see it stuffed in a suitcase like some kind of lesbian textile convention."—
Heather Hogan (@hhoagie) November 01, 2011
Part of the enjoyment of following Heather Hogan is reading what Amy has to say
Thank god gay people can't legally marry each other and destroy the sanctity of what Kim Kardashian did.—
Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) October 31, 2011
Good to know marriage is protected by not letting gays marry
Justin Bieber's allegedly going to be a father? What a happy milestone! Lesbians can apparently now sire children.—
Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 02, 2011
And lesbians (except the other half and I) rejoice everywhere!
*single tear* I still miss this show even though I can now watch it (legally) in Canada. Will always have a special place in my heart